Did you want more photos? I posted one under this username on the network a few days ago, if you want to scroll down.
[He's not usually this shitty but it's been a week and attitude from a blank username he didn't even mean to message isn't exactly what he needs right now.]
Edited (i'm tired) Date: 2021-03-25 03:53 am (UTC)
[ How much would Tim mind if Alex killed his big brother? ...probably a lot. Damn. ]
Look. I'm just trying to make sure you're not sending some pointed message saying 'hands off' and that this is just the network fucking up like it's been doing. Because if it's the first, you're the asshole. If it's the second, the universe is mocking me.
Had. Back in Roswell. I'm the ex who keeps showing up like a bad penny. Sorry, I've just been... Kyle. And the blackmail.
And it seemed like too much of a coincidence that someone I only know because of his connection to Tim was sending me naked selfies of him and Guerin. I'm just being paranoid.
[ And he really should know that no Dick Grayson would do that, but he kind of gets unreasonable whenever Guerin's involved. ]
I don't think I follow the coincidence. But I have exes I [Still love.] might prefer not to picture naked anywhere outside of some very respectful private memories. I can understand that, at least.
[ And now Alex just sliiiides them into something even more secure. ]
I was recruited to help figure out who's doing it. Around the time I recruited him to try to help take down the video that's going around of Kyle Valenti. Neither thing has gone well and I want to beat my head against a wall for my efforts.
You won't get the video down. Tried it the technical and slightly less technical way with another post recently. All the attempts could be what's frying the network right now, though.
You are pretty new. I'm not the one doing this to the network. Sometimes I think the damn thing has a life of its own. And I knew it wouldn't work, but... We grew up together. I had to try. And Guerin asked me to.
I'm not new. And I don't mean you, I mean you're one of a dozen I know about, bare minimum. If they've got stronger walls up than anyone in this city can get through, I'm willing to guess it's diverting some attention away from normal operations.
Hold that together, a couple of other things fall apart.
Or do you think the crossed wires are all deliberate, too?
I think I'm going back to my earlier statement. You, someone I only know of because I know Tim Drake, just sent me selfies that include my ex. And since it's not deliberate, it's one hell of a coincidence. You really think that's just 'things falling apart'? Maybe if it were Guerin accidentally texting me pictures of the two of you.
Do I know for sure that whatever powers-that-be run this place know more than they should? That they know things there's no way they could know? Absolutely. Am I willing to bet that whatever this is isn't entirely random? Yes.
I should have cracked this system over a year ago. Given the level of talent Tweety can gather, including his own, even if this is better than Russian or Chinese government security, we should have gotten somewhere.
Yes, I'm willing to believe that this might not be coincidence, even if it's not your design. In a world where the dead can come back to life three days after they die, I'm willing to believe a lot of things.
[The city's tech is nothing like Russia or China, that's for sure. If it was, then Tim would've broken through it in ten minutes, and Dick would have been a minute behind. He knows Tim's still set on finding some trick to the code, but even he must know they'll never break through the system properly without a technopath.
And that, if one ever shows up here, their powers will be shot to shit before they can be any use.
But if Dick's determined anything from this conversation, it's that this is someone he doesn't want to pick any further fight with and that the both of them are in the kind of mood that's going to make that tricky if he carries this along too far. So:]
Well, you sound like the expert. I'm just a hobbyist with a couple of night classes and youtube tutorials under my belt.
So far as the pictures go, you might be taking that personally because they are personal. Or it might be the City playing double agent on itself. But the number of messages I've had from people trying to change their sandwich order or cancel their subscription to Cat Facts makes me think someone's throwing spaghetti to see what sticks. And I if it's -not- a double bluff on the City's part, then I don't think they could do it if the regular systems were running at full whack.
I know what the city can do. It's interesting what someone else seems to be managing right now, and I wonder if the weight on the network of people trying to bring them down might actually be helping them out. That's all.
And it's been nice saying hi, but I really have to get going, I'm running late for yoga class and I still have to change.
Congratulations. You got me to laugh at the idea of yoga pants. There are some images you can never unsee.
[ Because he wasn't imagining DICK in yoga pants. He was imagining Batman. ]
Look, just hit me up sometime when things aren't so messy. I think there might actually be a conversation there I'd want to have. Just not when I'm distracted.
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Date: 2021-03-25 03:53 am (UTC)[He's not usually this shitty but it's been a week and attitude from a blank username he didn't even mean to message isn't exactly what he needs right now.]
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Date: 2021-03-25 03:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-03-25 04:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-03-25 04:06 am (UTC)Look. I'm just trying to make sure you're not sending some pointed message saying 'hands off' and that this is just the network fucking up like it's been doing. Because if it's the first, you're the asshole. If it's the second, the universe is mocking me.
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Date: 2021-03-25 04:11 am (UTC)And if you and Michael have something you need me to step off from, maybe ask him to mention it sometime.
[Here's the thing: he doesn't believe for a second Michael wouldn't.]
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Date: 2021-03-25 04:24 am (UTC)And it seemed like too much of a coincidence that someone I only know because of his connection to Tim was sending me naked selfies of him and Guerin. I'm just being paranoid.
[ And he really should know that no Dick Grayson would do that, but he kind of gets unreasonable whenever Guerin's involved. ]
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Date: 2021-03-25 04:41 am (UTC)...Probably going to sit on that line for now.]
I don't think I follow the coincidence. But I have exes I [Still love.] might prefer not to picture naked anywhere outside of some very respectful private memories. I can understand that, at least.
You're being blackmailed?
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Date: 2021-03-25 04:52 am (UTC)I was recruited to help figure out who's doing it. Around the time I recruited him to try to help take down the video that's going around of Kyle Valenti. Neither thing has gone well and I want to beat my head against a wall for my efforts.
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Date: 2021-03-25 04:56 am (UTC)You won't get the video down. Tried it the technical and slightly less technical way with another post recently. All the attempts could be what's frying the network right now, though.
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Date: 2021-03-25 04:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-03-25 05:01 am (UTC)Hold that together, a couple of other things fall apart.
Or do you think the crossed wires are all deliberate, too?
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Date: 2021-03-25 05:16 am (UTC)Do I know for sure that whatever powers-that-be run this place know more than they should? That they know things there's no way they could know? Absolutely. Am I willing to bet that whatever this is isn't entirely random? Yes.
I should have cracked this system over a year ago. Given the level of talent Tweety can gather, including his own, even if this is better than Russian or Chinese government security, we should have gotten somewhere.
Yes, I'm willing to believe that this might not be coincidence, even if it's not your design. In a world where the dead can come back to life three days after they die, I'm willing to believe a lot of things.
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Date: 2021-03-25 05:51 am (UTC)And that, if one ever shows up here, their powers will be shot to shit before they can be any use.
But if Dick's determined anything from this conversation, it's that this is someone he doesn't want to pick any further fight with and that the both of them are in the kind of mood that's going to make that tricky if he carries this along too far. So:]
Well, you sound like the expert. I'm just a hobbyist with a couple of night classes and youtube tutorials under my belt.
So far as the pictures go, you might be taking that personally because they are personal. Or it might be the City playing double agent on itself. But the number of messages I've had from people trying to change their sandwich order or cancel their subscription to Cat Facts makes me think someone's throwing spaghetti to see what sticks. And I if it's -not- a double bluff on the City's part, then I don't think they could do it if the regular systems were running at full whack.
I know what the city can do. It's interesting what someone else seems to be managing right now, and I wonder if the weight on the network of people trying to bring them down might actually be helping them out. That's all.
And it's been nice saying hi, but I really have to get going, I'm running late for yoga class and I still have to change.
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Date: 2021-03-25 06:14 am (UTC)[ Because he wasn't imagining DICK in yoga pants. He was imagining Batman. ]
Look, just hit me up sometime when things aren't so messy. I think there might actually be a conversation there I'd want to have. Just not when I'm distracted.
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Date: 2021-03-25 03:25 pm (UTC)Glad that's the image you're hanging onto. Speaking of images: I'm going to ask you to delete them.
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Date: 2021-03-25 08:40 pm (UTC)[ A white lie. They will be gone, but Alex...needs a minute. ]
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Date: 2021-03-25 11:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-03-26 12:08 am (UTC)